February 23, 2012

Things that have been on my mind recently:

Why am I not driving a hover car yet?
Weight loss blogs are kind of depressing, if I wanted to look at a bunch of skinny bitches and read a bunch of questions about why you got fat I would just go people watch at McDonalds.
Boy bands rule.
Icc sucks, why do I go to college anyway?
Oh yeah, so I can be socially acceptable.
If I ever had kids and continued to keep my job, I would have to explain to teachers that I make salad for a living. …. That’s not very cute.
I love … everything.
My best friend and I made like a million cupcakes last night.. for no reason.. which is the best reason.

Fin.